What if Theresa May was your Best Friend?


What if Theresa May was your best friend,

your neighbour or your cousin

and her boyfriend was Donald Trump?

You wouldn’t try and placate him, laugh at his jokes, even let him into your house if he slagged her off to everybody before coming round the house.

‘But he’s got his good side,’ I hear you say.

He’s unpredictable.

You never know when he’s going to hit you or how hard it’ll be.

What would you do?

You wouldn’t negotiate would you? Suck up to your best friend’s abuser when he laughs about the ‘special relationship’ behind her back.

You’d get your pal to the women’s refuge asap.

Just saying.

I voted remain.