I’ve been on telly again.

It is not where you start, its where you finish.

They called me an Education Specialist.

My wife said – Do you think your black friends will notice how lumpy your lockdown hair is.

My headteacher friend said – Well done, thanks for getting the message across. We are at breaking point.

My daughter said – Well done, for wearing the quarter zip jumper I bought you for Christmas. Your dress sense without me is rubbish.

My son said – Hair: distinguished salt n pepper style.

My best mate said – Education specialist? TV people are known for getting subtitles wrong 🙂

I still remember my mum teaching me Maths.

I still remember my dad forcing me to retake Geography O level.